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daeum: me and my mom tbh.

Do this to me and I will not be happy…

why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i kinda like Zarya/DVA with how they prefer Zarya/Mei, i mean i ship that too but its kinda been getting to me how every time i talk about Hana ppl shove her away from me and go “ok harumi

zelka94: So a while back, me and ksuriuri were talking about stuff and she promised me that if we ever meet in person, she will sit down with me and watch Yu-gi-oh! Well guess WHO just found out from her parents that we are going on vacation to where

carbonatedeyeballs: charlesoberonn: What have I done… Prick is important to me - And that’s how you fuse, BITCH!Prick is the most important thing in my life now XD[also it’s a joke from the Rick&Morty show, it isn’t here to offend anyone!]

SKELEDONG TIME!Such a shame almost none draws NSFW Paps :”DI know, same ppl, he’s too INNOCENT for that…. and he’s one year younger than me lol but shhhTbh I have no idea how I wanna draw his boots/pants yet

Dat me and my twin, Sans….tbh we have TOO MUCH in common and I don’t even mean the looks lmaoJust ignore this lol, I got very bored

madelezabeth: finishing a drawing and realizing your shadows make no sense

when skinny ppl fetishize ‘ohhh look @ tht belly!!’ and ‘ooo theyre so fat i love!!! *o*’ but u know irl they dont find fat ppl attractive/wouldnt date a fat person

an ex crush from like three years ago decided to all of a sudden message me and ask to hang out :[ howaboutno

denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: I graduated today! I have a crush and I’m telling my mom about it Good then u can introduce me 2 her :p

It’s 3 in the morning and I’m fucking screamiNG jfkskckskkds

I’m at work and I’m sucking lol I’m so not in the mood I been being a lazy bum all day someone come kiddnap me and take me home lmao

itssubtle: fluffy-omorashi: Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit .. I see it, but only because i have notifications ok for you. Whenever i go to your blog, nothing is there

Lmao little 15 year old sent me a message saying “Are you ready for this big load of cum I got for you?” ..Had me laughing so hard like really ?! No, take your little premature 3" inch dick and broken sprinkler cum out of here…your

deaneggsandsam: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

Me: *doesn’t reblog anything in a whole day* Me: Uhhh… where are my notes??? everyone must hate my blog now :////

Me: *shows friend weird song i love and they don’t seem to be reacting much*Me 32 seconds into the song: dw I hate this bit of the song don’t worry :) and that bit too and all of it my taste in music isn’t bad :) have you tried bleach i think its

Me: *tries to do something to move my life on and get out of my current cycle of not doing anything with my life* Mental illness: but what if no.

lmao (lamenting my anguish online)

hotgirlsht: rb this and in the tags put the signs of your parents and then the signs they gave birth to (you, your siblings)

Pretty much me whenever a woman tells me she loves me and its not appropriate…. >_>

Ha. Todays youth both frighten me and amuse me greatly. I feel like thats how it should be.

This kid who was hitting on me a few days ago just posted about “crying and being disgusted” with certain kinks like….

grownupgeekgirl: rightwingtoday: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: my favorite out of context quotes from my archeology professor so far in no particular order and floridians are just as human as you and me! and the

alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

this splatterscope shot at me and i thought they didn’t get me but then i blew up a solid 3 seconds later and it scared the shit out of me ww

i finally watched/listened to shinee’s tell me what to do and it reminds me of neyo lmao

plotprincessss: brownglucose: jvstxn: neurotiac: jolinxo: Lmao lmfaoo😩😩😩😂😂 me and my ex for sure all i wanted was a 100 million dollars & a bad bitch Lol I love Baltimore accents What is going on lmao

woodmeat: whitegirlsaintshit: woodmeat: Last night me and my broski were talking outside and the nigga just pulled out an inexplicable chichi. Thats how you know niggas was drunk as hell bruh you not supposed to be able to materialize a whole plate

itsexclusive: surra-de-bunda: “Someone said Lauryn had multiple kids by a man who never married her and doesn’t even claim the last child…spend your whole life being a pick me and you don’t even get picked 😭😭” — @gahhhdamn

little–kitten-princess: starrimmedglasses: daddys-rainbow-princess: I’M BEING A BRAT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO DISCIPLINE ME AND GIVE ME TIME OUTS AND TALK TO ME IN A STERN VOICE AND SPANK ME. WHY IS THAT NOT CLEAR? Holy fuck. Literally me.

hellapunx: *cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

me-la-pelas: Then they’re gonna want to follow me and look at all my pics and show her girls - La novia: “look at that bitch, she ain’t even cute.”- La amiga: “you’re right girl, she ain’t.. she’s fat and I heard she’s a hoe. ____

volcanize: “Hey Stacy can I change ur contact name to mommy while you call me and while I trick the people on tumblr that I’m sniffing cocaine when it’s clearly salt because of square molecular structure”#sciencebusted

littleballofpunk: redheadevil: fucktheworldsmokeweedeveryday: tranquil-sound: Me as a husband Marry me This is me and my boyfriend 1000% This is the kind of man I need in my life.

cuntliflower: lilfingermonkey: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to every drake concert, and kiss you to every beautiful drake song so that you can never listen to take care again without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And

fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone: latinagabi: tokomon: i love distraught white women drama This was wild blairwaldorfisawhitefeminist this is me and u. also diya and our fans in the background

sadgrl666: *plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town

celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a

gerardwhy:i just want a kinda cool best friend who i can be like ‘lets go to a fuckin muSEUM tomorrow’ to and they’ll be like ‘heck yEA’ and we can just hop on a train but then i can just go 2 their house anytime and we can jam and talk about conspiracy

gothzayn: larryappreciation: I know I said I cbf getting involved with this but someone just sent this to me and didn’t wanna be named but I had to post it cos I laughed hard.. The comparison between tammis pic of ‘briana ready to pop’ and Ashley’s

I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser

safarizone: tino-vainamoinen: redkoolloops: the first time i saw that part i was a little kid and i think i actually started crying Oh my god, this freaked the shit out of me.

kennedyclintonkat: 66mph: all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his

Lmao my manager is manic depressive like some shit. Praise the lord my ass is outta here in a week :D

me : “now that i have free time im going to continue working on several of these wips i have !” me : /opens up a new canvas and works on an entirely new thing …fuck

a reason why i always keep art trades / collabs closed ((despite me just always being busy)) is that every single time that i agree to do one with an artist, i always end up doing my part and the person does NADA and i feel like crap it also affects

I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.

i pulled a muscle yesterday so now the right side of my neck all the way down to my waist hurts if i move in a certain way rip me

forgetyeahcomics: “do you have a girlfriend?” “no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

narutoandchill: he bout to strangle tobi lmao

alchery: itsnyaaabetch: My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you” True romance

delvg: GradNite was so amazing and I couldn’t have asked for a funner squad to hang out with all day! We got so much cool stuff done that I didn’t even know if we’d be able to. Filled up a whole car on Indiana Jones, and one of my friends even

So Me and rhinocio and leonarajourney we’re discussing the topic of ‘Crystal Tattoos’ and I had the idea of Pearl perhaps having a mosaic of Roses made on her pearl ‘skin’ :’D

shrekjpeg: when u excited about something and ur friend isnt

a-really-bad-decision: is-anyone-home:idk but like if my boss told me to do something and i didnt do it…i could be written up or fired so why does it not apply to celebs (i know why but you get my point) idk man if my boss told me to lose 1/3 of my

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